I need a nap and an orgasm.
An Ancient Proverb, probably (via thegreatmadman)

(via achelseafan)

guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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(via stability)

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

(via thescreamsofsilence)

gdirtydime19:

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

awwwwwwww  :)

(via thescreamsofsilence)

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

(via thescreamsofsilence)

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

(via ruinedchildhood)

twisney:

He is the biggest dork I know, and that’s why I love him!

(via andrew-jason)

ihmaiw2d:

p00pindaisies:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

that’s 10 years but ok.

^I didn’t know it was 2004

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poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much

(via positivelyporrim)

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

(via stability)

opunminded:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you got puns hun

(via stability)

tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

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